Apparently, if you become one of Satan’s Minions, as a reward, he makes you immune to cancer, heart and liver disease.

Kristen Ashley
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  2. Awake, arise or be for ever fall’n. - John Milton

  3. Never forget that there are only two philosophies to rule your life: the one of the cross, which starts with the fast and ends with the feast. The other of Satan, which starts with the feast and ends with the headache. - Fulton J. Sheen

  4. Realizing the seriously ruthless, venomous habits and agendas of evil always instills a more fierce passion and longing for a closer God. Men, out of pride, may claim their own authorities over what constitutes good and evil; they may self-proclaim a keen knowledge of subjective... - Criss Jami

  5. The truth is, the Devil's job is easy. - Tyler Edwards

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  2. Wherever you are, however you got there, if it's good, you're meant to be there either because you earned it or life led you there and you were smart enough to hold on.

  3. He put the knuckles of his fist to the table, leaned toward Niles and spoke quietly, cuttingly, in his rough, gravelly voice.“ Fucked her last night, man, and this morning. Five times. Five. It was like she hadn’t been touched in a decade. So fuckin’...

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